The Destruction Of The Weenies!
One day about a month ago the craziest most unbelievable thing happened. People were calling it the destruction of weenies! So on with our story. My name is Nick, Nick Platte, and the story I’m about to tell you is the craziest thing you’ve ever heard.
So now the weenies rule the world and are pretty nice, but that’s a different story. Our story begins on September 1,2017,in San Francisco, California on a pleasant morning on the bay. Oh ya, I live on a big beach house by the bay. I’m home schooled by my mom because all the schools are too far away .I had gotten out of bed and went downstairs for breakfast when I heard, crunch! I sat on a chip my little brother left on the chair.
“Why’d you sit in my chair?” said little Bobby, my little brother.
“Why’d you put a stupid chip on the seat like you do all the time? You’re such a slob.”
I went to my seat, sat down, and I heard someone shout. it was my dad.
I turned on the TV. It was crazy, they actually spotted a UFO! My parents keep going on that there’s got to be something out there. I don’t think so. The news said that they had found a giant hot dog. My dad got up and said, “Holy machine I was right!”
I’ve never seen my dad so happy. “I’m going to where it happened, I’m going to investigate.”
“No dad, you don’t have to work today. You can stay here, play video games, catch, and hide and seek with little Bobby.”
“ Will do. You guys want to go with me?”
“ YES!” me and my brother got up and cheered.
“ YES!” My dad said. “Well, get dressed and hurry there’s going to be thousands of people there”.
Me and my brother raced up the stairs got dressed and went outside and got in the car.
“Hey, you guys all ready?”
“Yep,” I answered.
It was long drive there, almost two hours. When we finally got there, it was so crowded. There were news vans everywhere! But somehow we made it to the space shuttle. It was huge and inside it, laid one massive hot dog. About ten little kids were eating the weeny laid inside the shuttle covered in every condiment you could think of. My dad began to talk to the news men and I was dying. I couldn’t help but to jump into the weeny ship. I hadn’t had anything since breakfast which was 6 hours ago.
I hopped into the weeny ship. Splat! I started eating and eating. My dad didn’t even know. He was still talking to the news men. But what happened next was crazy. The weenies came to life! They weren’t nice either. They were shoving and smacking to get out. I got out as fast as I could. I barely got out of there. And when I did I just ran, and ran, and ran. Everybody was yelling at me.
“ Where are you going?” my dad said.
“Getting away from the hot dogs!”
“Nobody calls us hot dogs!”The weenies were coming and they were faster than you would think. They were shoving to get out. The two weenies knocked down almost every person in the crowd. I was still running as fast as I could. But the weenies were too fast. They were catching up to me. I started to get tired and I started to slow down until, wait! It’s my grandmother’s house right in front of me.
I ran as fast as I could up the weird shaped stairs and got inside my grandma’s house. As usual my grandma was sitting in her chair sleeping. I tried to be as quiet as I could. But it was nearly impossible. The floor creaked like crazy. There were glass objects in every corner of the room. I was trying to make it to the basement where there was one giant window where you could see the whole backyard. So if they walked by I could see them, but they wouldn’t be able to see me! And I just waited and waited all day long.
I was still waiting and waiting. It was the worst day of my life. What I saw that day was so crazy, no one would ever believe me. Then I started thinking, why would the weeny ship crash into San Francisco when they should crash into Area51? I couldn’t believe it. That made me thirsty. Then I started to get really thirsty. I remembered that my grandma had a mini fridge filled with all kinds of stuff; M&m’s, Skittles, Reese’s butter cup, Reeses Piece’s, Hersheys, Kit Kat, Snickers, Twix, Rolls, Crunch Bar, Pepsi, Cherry Vanilla Coke, Diet Dr Pepper, 7up, Mountain Dew, Sunkist, Root Beer, Squirt, Dr. Pepper, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and a leftover slurpy from QT. I started eating and drinking so much sugar.
Then, out of the blink of my eye, I saw the coolest shoes ever! That must be the weenies. Those shoes were so so cool. The first weeny had shoes that were black with a white stripe across the side. The other weeny had shoes that were gray with an orange stripe across the side. They were so so cool. I was watching them search while stuffing my mouth with sweets. Then I saw the weeny peek his head through the window and saw me! I dived to the back of the room.
I could hear them yelling, “Get in the spacecraft! Ram the building!”
I had to get out of there with my grandma. In time, this was like a super agent mission or something. So I got up, ran up the stairs and I couldn’t believe I was doing that. I mean, wake up my grandma, my 90 year old grandma! Why would I disturb my 90 year old grandma? But it’s either that or let her maybe get killed. So guess I got to do what’s got to be done 😯. So there I was waking up my grandma. I slightly tapped my grandma on the shoulder and then her head shot straight up and she said, “Did I miss the news!”
I quickly reacted and said, “No Grandma. This might sound crazy but there’s a giant hot dog outside that wants to kill me and maybe everyone on the planet 🌎! So come on Grandma. We got to get out the door.”
Alright we really have to go so get up I slowly lifted up my grandma out of her chair and said “Let’s get your shoes on.”
My grandma sighed, “I’m ninety years old and I’m running from giant hot dogs.”
My grandma, after her third attempt of tying her shoes, got out the door, and guess who was standing right outside the door? The weeny! He looked vicious. He had a belt with a big knife and a little knife, a sniper, and a pistol. He was glaring with a big o gun in his hand pointing it right at us! As soon as I saw him I freaked out. We ran back inside and shut the door. I was scared, frightened, and most of all worried 😟. They might take over the whole world! My life, everybody’s gone! They ruled the whole world in slavery because I and those other kids were eating them. So this is my fault! That’s exactly what I was thinking.
I leaned up against the door. Me and my grandma were sacred. Well, I was. My grandma acted like she didn’t care if she got killed. My grandma was the funniest character out there, but she probably will pass away pretty soon, maybe in a year. So she was whistling away. Then I barely heard this voice. It was my dad!
This is what he said, “Come on stupid weeny. Follow me and meet your death.” He was holding little Bobby over his shoulder with a nerf gun in his hand.
I yelled, “That’s a nerf gun, stupid!”
“I’m not stupid, stupid! I read online that nerf guns kill aliens.”
“Ok stupid, want to argue more loud mouth?”
“Ok, whatever! Kill that stupid thing!”
He shot the foam bullet at the weeny. Boom! The weeny exploded and cheddar cheese went all over! It was a cheddar hot dog! Who puts mustard on a cheddar cheese hot dog? That’s just disgusting, yuk!
My dad yelled, “Come on, we got to get to the FBI center in New York City with you and your mom and your brother and grandma.”
“How are we going to get there?”
“A private jet Donald Trump set up for us. It’s leaving in,” he pulled out his watch, “7 hours.”
I ran out the door with my grandma. We ran all the way back to the house. My mom was packed up for all of us, then out of nowhere I got hit with a pie. It was rhubarb pie. It was disgusting. It tasted like garbage! Somehow I got knocked out by a flippin pie and the next thing I knew I was on a private jet with Mr. Donald J. Trump, the president boyyyyyy. We were right above the mountains in Denver, Colorado my dad told me.
“Where are we going again?”
“The Big Apple.”
The rest of the ride there was awesome. I got to play video games, watch TV, look at the cool view, and most of all, the food!