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First things first: Before you give me credit for this, Enderdashx5x was the one who
inspired me to do this so, “Thanks Ender.”

ENTRY 1# BA-JIN
Interviewer: Hello Ba-Jin. Please tell us about yourself.
Ba-Jin: Well…I’m 8 years old, I’m a zombie, and I have a user-that-is-not-a-user
friend.
Interviewer: Interesting.
Ba-Jin: Oh, and I’m the leader of a group of free zombies.
Interviewer: Oh, yes! Please tell us what’s it like being the leader of a zombie town?
Ba-Jin: Oh, not very different than when I was a regular zombie.
Interviewer: Your parents must be so proud of you.
Ba-Jin: …………
Interviewer: Is something wrong?
Ba-Jin: My parents sided with Xa-Tul.
Interviewer: Oh…So do you want revenge on Xa-Tul?
Ba-Jin: No, In fact I feel sorry for him.
Interviewer: You do??
Ba-Jin: Yes, he blindly followed Herobrine and it eventually killed him.
Interviewer: Actually, Feyd killed him.
Ba-Jin: But Xa-Tul had the chance to change too.

ENTRY 2# MONET113
Interviewer: Hello, Monet please tell us about yourself.
Monet: Well, I’m sister to the user-that-is-not-a-user, I am one myself, and my three
best friends are: Hunter, Stitcher, and Ba-Jin.
Interviewer: Interesting…So Monet, which Monster KING/QUEEN bugs you the most?
Monet: Well…Shaikulud was annoying because she was trying to kill my brother, Xa-
Tul was annoying because he was trying to get all the zombies to fight for no reason,
but Feyd I draw the line at because when he was holding me captive he whispered in
my ear ‘HB is going to kill Gameknight999 then start working on you!’
Interviewer: But Feyd saved MC…
Monet: You got a problem with me holding a grudge against Feyd?
Interviewer: Nope……………So Monet this is just a question but do you have an
attraction to Topper, Crafter,………….or Herder?
Monet: (to me typing all this) excuse me as I pound the stuffing out of this guy
*Monet punches and kicks the Interviewer*
*Monet stomps away*
Interviewer: I am never interviewing her again!

ENTRY 3# CRAFTER
Interviewer: Hello Crafter thank you for joining us.
Crafter: It’s a pleasure.
Interviewer: So Crafter, what’s it like, running a village, keeping MC running
smoothly, and having the responsibility of all your villagers?
Crafter: It’s a struggle sometimes.
Interviewer: Do you ever wish that you weren’t the Crafter?
Crafter: Eh…Sometimes. I wish that the life of a Crafter were easier. But, no, I love
being the Crafter.
Interviewer: Ok…So Crafter, this is just a question, but does Gameknight999 ever
frustrate you?
Crafter: Oh, yes, Gameknight frustrates me a lot.
Interviewer: ……Could you expand on that?
Crafter: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Crafter: Because it wouldn’t be nice to Gameknight.
Interviewer: Oh, don’t worry he won’t see this.
Crafter: Oh, ok.
Interviewer: ………

ENTRY 4# KING OF THE IRON GOLEMS
Interviewer: Hello, King of the Iron Golems. It’s nice to met you.
King of the Iron: Nice to met you, too.
Golems Interviewer: Oh, do you mind if I call you Jack? King of the Iron Golems is a
mouthful.
King of the Iron: I do mind.
Golems Interviewer: Well, Jack you came to the aide of Gameknight 3 times. Please shed
some light on that.
Jack: I didn’t come to his aide.
Interviewer: But what about “The Battle for the Source,” “The Battle of the Bridge to
Nowhere,” or “The Last Stand on the Ocean Shore?”
Jack: We ‘aided’ him (NOT!) in the Battle for the Source and the Bridge to Nowhere
because he had stolen the Iron Rose and we were trying to recover it. The Last Stand
on the Ocean Shore was because we were helping the villagers.
Interviewer: So you helped him, just not willingly.
Jack: We didn’t help him.
Interviewer: Yes you did.
Jack: No we didn’t.
Interviewer: Yes you did…Why are your eyes turning red?
Jack: *lifts arm*
*flips table over, narrowly missing the Interviewer*
*walks away*
Interviewer: *stagers to his feet* I QUIT!!! *falls on face*

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