Chapter 1

Da story begins

…Loading terrain…Whoosh!!! The dust flies everywhere as Steve steps onto the ground.

“Where am I?” Steve said standing in a grass biome.

“You are I the world of Minecraft!” said a voice.

“Who’s there!? Show yourself!” Steve shouted.

“No need to be alarmed, my name is Buck! I am a villager. You should hurry and build your house before it get dark, there will be mobs in the dark.” Buck said.

“Ok, thanks Buck.” Steve said.

As Steve said goodbye to Buck, he started punching oak trees around him. He gathered sticks from dried saplings, cobblestone from mountains, coal from caves, and wool and mutton from sheep. He made a tree-house with a bed, a crafting table, and bed in it.

Steve lit his tree-house with torches but, it burned the wood, obviously. He made some dinner, blazing-hot mutton. It was delicious. Steve was ripping the leg and sinking his teeth into it, making it pour out juices. Hungry yet?

It was getting dark so Steve decided to go to bed.  The next morning, Steve heard banging sounds coming from the outside. He looked out the window and saw a skeleton shooting arrows at his tree-house. Steve went to fight it but it was burned by the sunlight. He grabbed the stuff the skeleton dropped – arrows, bones and string! Steve quickly went to his crafting table to make a bow so that he could shoot mobs from the window. After he made his bow, he went to find a small cave so he can get iron. Steve walked for far but he found a cave suitable for mining.

He went inside but when he went very deep inside the cave, he realised that he didn’t bring any torches! He was feeling afraid so he tried to find his way back, but as he walked farther, he was more lost……

Steve walked and walked until he saw something shiny, silver, it was iron! He happily mined the ore to get iron ingots. Steve mined a total of 7 ingots, that’s enough to make an iron chest-plate! Suddenly, he heard something in the shadows. (Growl…) the thing growled loudly, echoing through the cave. Soon, Steve found out that there was more to come-skeletons, zombies, spiders and the worse of all commons, baby zombies! With their tiny body and fast movement, they annoy you till you let the creeper blow you up! Steve had to think of a plan, fast. Then he had it! His plan was…to run.

(Pant…pant)

Steve panted as he ran through the cave system. The monsters were chasing at a slightly slower rate, which means an advantage for Steve. Luckily, he saw a lava pit up ahead. Steve jumped like a CHAMP and the mobs stupidly walked into it.

“Take that you evil mutants!” Steve shouted.

After that, Steve sat down thinking how to get out of the cave. He decided to walk farther to find the surface, instead, he found a dungeon! Steve fought the zombies and broke the zombie-spawner. He saw a full of loot-spider eyes, string and…a GOLDEN APPLE!!! Steve was beyond happy, he was beyond beyond happy! That was no typo error. He began to walk again but don’t know where to go. Just then, a pig ran in and sat down so Steve can ride on him. The pig not only brought Steve to the surface, but to his tree-house too!

“I’ll call you Max.” Steve said.

As Steve went inside the tree-house with his new friend Max, he checked everything he had before gobbling up chicken. He wanted pork-chop but well, that would be very terrifying for Max. Steve put his golden apple into a chest for safe keeping.

“That was the greatest adventure I’ve experienced in my life!” he said.

Steve made iron tools like an iron sword, an iron sword and, wait, he only crafted an iron sword.

“I’m a saver not a spender.” Steve said.

Why? Why did Steve know there was a narrator? That…is none of your business. Now back to the story. Years past and except for Max, Steve had no one to talk to. One foggy night, Steve decided to go out and battle mobs. Suddenly, Steve heard a growl, growls! It was coming from the caves, from the mountains, everywhere. Steve was in danger, total danger. There was no way out, mobs coming from all directions.

With surprise, something swung by, something, someone? The person killed all the mobs in an instant. Was it Max? Was it the mailman?  Was it Buck!? No, it was a girl. She was wearing an iron chest-plate with some nice green leather boots.

“Hey, are you okay?” the girl said.

Steve was frozen, stunned by the girls appearance.

“Ye-yes, I’m Steve.” Steve mumbled.

“I’m Alex, nice to meet you.” she said.

Alex was blushing. Steve felt weird, maybe he was blushing too.

“Follow me. I’ll bring you to my tree-house.” Steve said.

When they arrived at the tree-house, the sun rose up majesticly.

They were getting hungry, so… (Steve offers a cooked chicken)

“Here.” Steve offers.

“No thanks.” Alex said.

“Smart not to accept food from strangers.” Steve said.

“Were you going to poison me?” Alex asked.

“Yeah, I always kill people who save my life.” Steve said.

“Really?” Alex asked.

“No, I was being sarcastic.” Steve said.

“I like it.” Alex said.

Steve was starting to blush again, so as Alex. Both of them alone in the tree-house.

 

Chapter 2

The stupid “Steve”

 “Oink! Oink!” Max oinked.

“Oh yeah, say hello to Max, my pet pig.” Steve said.

“Hi, Max!” Alex said.

“So, now what?” Steve asked.

“We could get loot from temples. I saw a desert temple nearby here.” Alex said.

“Okay, let’s go!” Steve declared.

The two of them set out to the desert in search of the temple.

“Do you see anything?” Alex asked.

“Not really. There’s a giant temple blocking my view.” Steve said.

“Are you being sarcastic again?” Alex asked.

“No, why?” Steve asked.

“You’ll know, eventually.” Alex said.

“Alex! The temple is the temple! I’m a genius.” Steve said.

“Sort of, I guess.” Alex said.

“C’mon, Alex, let’s go in!” Steve exclaimed.

When Steve and Alex went inside, Steve was wondering        where was loot.

“hey, where’s the goods?” Steve questioned.

“It’s beneath that patch, Mr Know-it-all!” Alex said, pointing to the suspicious looking patch of hardened clay.

Steve broke the layer of hardened clay with pickaxe to reveal a room under them.

“There’s a secret loot room in the floor! I’m a genius, again!” Steve said.

Alex carefully made her way made her way down by putting ladders underneath her as she went down slowly. Steve, well, Alex said it’s best if he just followed her lead.

“Careful! There are preasure-plates down there with some TNT and if it gets triggered, KA-BOOM!” Alex said.

“Why can’t we just brake all the preasure-plates?” Steve suggested.

“Because…wait, that’s actually a very good idea.” Alex said.            “Like I said, I’m a genius!!” Steve said.

“Here we go again.” Alex sighed.

Alex quickly broke the preasure-plate with an iron pickaxe and took the 9 TNTs beneath it. They were pretty proud of what they got – spider eyes, string, GOLD and EMERALDS…. They went back to the tree-house when they stumbled upon a decent looking desert village. Alex went to take all the good loot and Steve went to see if he could get a good trade.

“Good morrow, young one! What would you like to trade on this fine and beautiful morning?” the villager greeted and asked.

“Well, what are you trading?” Steve asked.

The villager gave Steve a tab that shows all the things he was trading. Here is the list:

3 emeralds=5 eggs

5 wooden planks=3 obsidian

50 iron ingots=1 emerald

4 diamonds= 10 potions of healing II

Steve did the “smartest” thing you could imagine. He traded the iron ingots for the useless emerald. He held the lone emerald tightly in his hands. After that, he suspiciously went into a random house. He got in and to a shock, he found Alex inside the house too. He demanded Alex to go outside and quickly locked the door.

Something is definitely wrong with Steve. First, he acts super dumb. Then, he holds all the emeralds he could find tighter than super-glue and finally, he kicks me out of whoever house that belonged to, Alex thought. Alex has to find out the truth. She knows for a fact that he loves Max like a child, she could use that against him. It plan was full-proof.

“Steve, I have something for you.” Alex said.

“Okay, I’ll be out in a bit.” Steve replied.

“Here is some food left over when I killed Max.” Alex said as she gave Steve a piece of porkchop.

Steve didn’t even cry a single tear. He munched on the porkchop like it was any other piece of food.

“ Now I know truly that you’re not the real Steve!” Alex exclaimed.