First things first: Before you give me credit for this, Enderdashx5x was the one who
inspired me to do this so, “Thanks Ender.”
ENTRY 1# BA-JIN
Interviewer: Hello Ba-Jin. Please tell us about yourself.
Ba-Jin: Well…I’m 8 years old, I’m a zombie, and I have a user-that-is-not-a-user
Ba-Jin: Oh, and I’m the leader of a group of free zombies.
Interviewer: Oh, yes! Please tell us what’s it like being the leader of a zombie town?
Ba-Jin: Oh, not very different than when I was a regular zombie.
Interviewer: Your parents must be so proud of you.
Interviewer: Is something wrong?
Ba-Jin: My parents sided with Xa-Tul.
Interviewer: Oh…So do you want revenge on Xa-Tul?
Ba-Jin: No, In fact I feel sorry for him.
Interviewer: You do??
Ba-Jin: Yes, he blindly followed Herobrine and it eventually killed him.
Interviewer: Actually, Feyd killed him.
Ba-Jin: But Xa-Tul had the chance to change too.
ENTRY 2# MONET113
Interviewer: Hello, Monet please tell us about yourself.
Monet: Well, I’m sister to the user-that-is-not-a-user, I am one myself, and my three
best friends are: Hunter, Stitcher, and Ba-Jin.
Interviewer: Interesting…So Monet, which Monster KING/QUEEN bugs you the
Monet: Well…Shaikulud was annoying because she was trying to kill my brother, Xa-
Tul was annoying because he was trying to get all the zombies to fight for no reason,
but Feyd I draw the line at because when he was holding me captive he whispered in
my ear ‘HB is going to kill Gameknight999 then start working on you!’
Interviewer: But Feyd saved MC…
Monet: You got a problem with me holding a grudge against Feyd?
Interviewer: Nope……………So Monet this is just a question but do you have an
attraction to Topper, Crafter,………….or Herder?
Monet: (to me typing all this) excuse me as I pound the stuffing out of this guy
*Monet punches and kicks the Interviewer*
*Monet stomps away*
Interviewer: I am never interviewing her again!
ENTRY 3# CRAFTER
Interviewer: Hello Crafter thank you for joining us.
Crafter: It’s a pleasure.
Interviewer: So Crafter, what’s it like, running a village, keeping MC running
smoothly, and having the responsibility of all your villagers?
Crafter: It’s a struggle sometimes.
Interviewer: Do you ever wish that you weren’t the Crafter?
Crafter: Eh…Sometimes. I wish that the life of a Crafter were easier. But, no, I love
being the Crafter.
Interviewer: Ok…So Crafter, this is just a question, but does Gameknight999 ever
Crafter: Oh, yes, Gameknight frustrates me a lot.
Interviewer: ……Could you expand on that?
Interviewer: Why not?
Crafter: Because it wouldn’t be nice to Gameknight.
Interviewer: Oh, don’t worry he won’t see this.
Crafter: Oh, ok.
ENTRY 4# KING OF THE IRON GOLEMS
Interviewer: Hello, King of the Iron Golems. It’s nice to meet you.
King of the Iron Golems: Nice to meet you, too.
Interviewer: Oh, do you mind if I call you Jack? King of the Iron Golems is a mouthful
King of the Iron Golems: I do mind.
Interviewer: Well, Jack you came to the aide of Gameknight 3 times. Please shed
some light on that.
Jack: I didn’t come to his aide.
Interviewer: But what about “The Battle for the Source,” “The Battle of the Bridge to
Nowhere,” or “The Last Stand on the Ocean Shore?”
Jack: We ‘aided’ him (NOT!) in the Battle for the Source and the Bridge to Nowhere
because he had stolen the Iron Rose and we were trying to recover it. The Last Stand
on the Ocean Shore was because we were helping the villagers.
Interviewer: So you helped him, just not willingly.
Jack: We didn’t help him.
Interviewer: Yes you did.
Jack: No we didn’t.
Interviewer: Yes you did…Why are your eyes turning red?
Jack: *lifts arm*
*flips table over, narrowly missing the Interviewer*
Interviewer: *stagers to his feet* I QUIT!!! *falls on face*
ENTRY 5# MASON
Interviewer: Hello Mason good to see you.
Mason: Good to see you to.
Interviewer: *looks around the room nervously*
Mason: Is something wrong?
Interviewer: *glances into a corner* Well yes I had an incident with my last
interviewee King of the Iron Golems, I believe?
Mason: Oh, yes, I know him. In fact I’m good friends with him.
Interviewer: GUARDS! GUARDS! SAVE ME!
Guards: *burst through the doors*
Guard 1#: WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!
Guard 2#: *jumps on table* IS THAT IRON GOLEM BACK?!
Me: Sorry about the inconvenience, after the Interviewer sent the guards out he
tried to apologize to Mason.
Interviewer: I am so sorry it’s just that I don’t want to meet that iron golem again!
Mason: Oh…ok well I just have one question.
Interviewer: *smiles* its almost like you are the Interviewer.
Mason: Didn’t you quit?
Interviewer: Yes I did but then I got on the phone with my sponsor and he convinced
me to stay.
Mason: He did?
Interviewer: Yes he did in fact the guards were part of the compromise.
Mason: Oh…Well I better be going.
Mason: *transforms into Notch* * teleports out*
ENTRY 6# DIGGER
Interviewer: Hello Digger I have some questions for you.
Digger: Well, yeah, I mean isn’t this an interview?
Interviewer: Well…yes but it isn’t what you think it is about.
Digger: It isn’t?
Interviewer: No, I want you to be my bodyguard.
Digger: What about your guards?
Interviewer: Are they still there? *calls out to guards* HEY BOYS YOU’RE FIRED!
Digger: Ok, what are you thinking of?
Interviewer: I’m glad you asked, I’m thinking of a suit of diamond armor, 2 diamond
swords, we’ll definitely have to change your name, and I was thinking for pay 3
emeralds a week?
Digger: Whoa what?? Change my name? 2 diamond swords? 3 emeralds a week?
Interviewer: Yes. Oh, and you will have to either find a way to leave your kids at
your house or hire a babysitter because we don’t allow kids here.
Digger: WHAT?! I happen to know for a fact that you let Crafter in!!
Interviewer: He was an interviewee.
Digger: Ok well I won’t change my name and I will use 2 diamond pickaxes not
swords and the pay will be 1 emerald and 2 diamonds.
Interviewer: What!? No way it’s the pay I said before or you not getting the chance
to be the bodyguard for a very famous Interviewer.
Digger: Ok *leaves*
Interviewer: Well…that didn’t go as planed……….HEY BOYS YOU’RE HIRED AGAIN!
Guard 1#: SORRY BUT WE WORK FOR GAMEKNIGHT999 NOW!
Guard 2#: YEAH IT’S AWESOME, HE ACTUALLY PAYS US!