First things first: Before you give me credit for this, Enderdashx5x was the one who inspired me to do this so, “Thanks Ender.”

ENTRY 1# BA-JIN

Interviewer: Hello Ba-Jin. Please tell us about yourself.
Ba-Jin: Well…..I’m 8 years old, I’m a zombie, and I have a user-that-is-not-a-user friend.
Interviewer: Interesting.

Ba-Jin: Oh, and I’m the leader of a group of free zombies.
Interviewer: Oh, yes! Please tell us what’s it like being the leader of a zombie town?

Ba-Jin: Oh, not very different than when I was a regular zombie.
Interviewer: Your parents must be so proud of you.
Ba-Jin: …………

Interviewer: Is something wrong?
Ba-Jin: My parents sided with Xa-Tul.

Interviewer: Oh…..So do you want revenge on Xa-Tul?
Ba-Jin: No, In fact I feel sorry for him.Interviewer: You do??
Ba-Jin: Yes, he blindly followed Herobrine and it eventually killed him.

Interviewer: Actually, Feyd killed him.
Ba-Jin: But Xa-Tul had the chance to change too.

ENTRY 2# MONET113

Interviewer: Hello, Monet please tell us about yourself.
Monet: Well, I’m sister to the user-that-is-not-a-user, I am one myself, and my three best friends are: Hunter, Stitcher, and Ba-Jin.

Interviewer: Interesting……So Monet, which Monster KING/QUEEN bugs you the most?
Monet: Well……..Shaikulud was annoying because she was trying to kill my brother, Xa-Tul was annoying because he was trying to get all the zombies to fight for no reason, but Feyd I draw the line at because when he was holding me captive he whispered in my ear ‘HB is going to kill Gameknight999 then start working on you!’

Interviewer: But Feyd saved MC…
Monet: You got a problem with me holding a grudge against Feyd?

Interviewer: Nope…………… So Monet this is just a question but do you have an attraction to Topper, Crafter,…………… or Herder?
Monet: (to me typing all this) excuse me as I pound the stuffing out of this guy

*Monet punches and kicks the Interviewer*
*Monet stomps away*

Interviewer: I am never interviewing her again!