Explosion of the Moon On year 3333

FOOD! Chapter 1

Brownie pov

One day something changed us, Brownies. Humans are gone, but not Kevins.

When I talked to my papa while eating my food, he said “Kevins are almost extinct ” I wonder WHY” staring at me.

“Me too,” I replied with no hope in my papa.

He was still staring at me.

“Hey papa, didn’t you say that staring is impolite?” I informed him.

He looked away

“BOOM” the ground cracked into two

He seemed as flat as a piece of paper.

I was down on the ground just like papa, some red paint came out of papa’s face. He took me on his shoulder and broke the window.

“Why are you destroying our window? I just bought them yesterday for a price of a nickel” I said as we went to our underground bunker.

He asked if there was enough food for us all.

”No, papa I could eat all of this in one day.”

A thundering BOOM shook the ground, I looked out of our security camera; it was dark.

“Papa, why are there 1000 moons? I was only used to seeing one“

“Brownie,” he said after looking into the security camera.

“Brownie” he repeated ”I have terrible news for you”

There was a silence, but then I said “IS THERE NO MORE FOOD IN THE WORLD?”

“No,” He said.

My brain was not saying *^@#$%@ anymore.

“Ok,” I said as I calmed down.

Rule number one, FOOD, my brain yelled as I dug in.

Then Kevin broke the silence.

He said “ we are almost out of food for today.”

“WHAT! Men! March forward into that pit.”

“NO, I WAS JUST KIDDING WE ARE STACKED ON FOOD,” the very fat person yelled.

“Really?” I said as I was turning around.

“MEN, THERE IS FOOD, CHARGE!” I shouted while digging in.

Wait What is That… Chapter 2

Brownie pov

We went and cleaned the whole house with mops (well only Kevin, I threatened him to do it)

Guess what papa found

Papa found a Brownie named Cookie

I taught him the way to be a Brownie

But Kevin told him that he should just listen to anyone but me

How RUDE

I pulled Kevin aside and beat him up for disrespecting ME, THE MOST FABULOUS BEAR EVER!!!

“CHARGE, HUMANS!” I yelled Kevin looked seeming sad mumbling” brownie, stupid, there are no more humans “

I said, “Wait, are there even humans on earth????”

I heard him sigh, I sigh with him

I don’t understand me, papa

Papa looked out of the security cameras and was shocked and stunned

he stuttered “Meat..mete…met…” but at no avail

“What meat, mete, met papa,” I say as I see his leg shake

“Oh are you talking about the Brownie Meat Diner, the Mete Brownie Car shop, and the Brownie Mets, for our city BROWNS. They are such a good team,” I said while drooling at the Brownie Meat diner.

I saw him sigh

“Papa can you stop sighing, I no like it, me no happy,” I said sadly

“BOOM”

A loud sound. Shook the place up, there were debris covering the camera

It was a good thing that Papa remembered to install a camera cleaning system the day when I covered it with mud

“Shhhhhhh” the sound went when the water was getting sprayed onto the camera

I thought the camera was looking at me dirty so I took my anger out on Kevin.

Then I saw it.

BLACK CANDY!

It is so good I ate it before.

It tastes so good it smells like paper.

Wait, why does it smell like burnt Brownies…

Wait, I am on fire,IT IS SO HOT!!!

BOOM!!!

It was so loud; it sounded like a Sonic boom.

Papa looked out of the camera, to see there was another asteroid.

I was tired so I went to sleep

THE NEXT MORNING

Last night I was dreaming about my food.

It seemed like they fought back and I was the hero to save Neptune (aka the Brownie Planet)

I fainted but it was a good dream because it included FOOD

Odd 1 Out bonus chapter
Presented to you By Brownie 4 All. (Btw it is not relevant to the book

Kevin pov

Part 1

I see my bear go into a white van

I think he is going to get kidnapped

but I end up seeing a ton of clones

I saw a ton of Brownie’s

I asked the first one are you a Brownie

It said ” yes can I have some food please”

I knew it was a fake so I asked the next one are you a Brownie

It said” yes can I please have some food please”

I knew it was also a fake so I asked the last one if he was a Brownie

it replied”#@$#%$&*^ who do you think I am, now feed me a ton of food or you die “

I knew it was the real one but then he got kidnapped again

Part 2

Then I was met with another wave

The moment I got close to the first one it said”#@$#%$&*^ who do you think I am now feed me a ton of food or you die”

I was pretty convinced that it was real when the next one also said”#@$#%$&*^ who do you think I am now feed me a ton of food or you die”

Then there was the final and last one

Which said “#@$#%$&*^ according to my calculator you owe me a billion food or you die.

But then he got kidnapped … again
to be continued

Stupid Boring Days Poem
Brownie pov

It was another boring day

Boring days are boring right?

Are boring days boring

Boring days are boring

Boring,boring,boring

Are boring days truly boring

Nothing Could Possibly go Wrong,Right? Chapter 3
Brownie pov

I just woke up due to the loud boom sound; it was loud

I slapped Kevin because the meteor called me up even though it was not the time to wake up yet

I slapped him more because he seemed like he was enjoying it

I slapped his butt with the smack-a-ton 2000

he was crying tears of joy he was probably so happy

BOOM

I looked at the camera then I saw it!

My glass that I bought for a price of a nickel was broken;I was furious!

I yelled ”MARCH SOLDIER’S WE MUST FIX THE GLASS THAT I BOUGHT FOR A PRICE OF A NICKEL ,YOU, ALL OF YOU, ARE WORTH LESS THAN THE PRICE I GOT THE GLASS WITH SO MARCH!”

But when the bunker door opened, me stupid dad was there

He said “Where do you think you and your fellow bears are going”

I said “Duh where else, use your feeble little brain papa”

He shouted”ALRIGHT LITTLE BEAR GO INTO THE CORNER OVER THERE”

I shouted back”ALRIGHT PAPA GO ONTO THE SMACK-A-TON 2000 BEFORE I GO INTO THE BAD BOY CENTER”

Nevertheless, he booted my butt into the jail cell; it hurty

I escaped and ran towards him

I tried booting him onto the smack-a-ton 2000 but he booted me into the Brownie solitary center which I made for me soldier’s. But not for me

“Luckily, I have my warden ke–”

“WAIT, IT’S NOT THERE”

“STUPID KEVIN HE TOOK MY KEY’S”

“WAIT WHAT IS THAT ON THE COUNTER, NO IT WAS ME KEYS”

Then I remembered me shaking me butt at the Mina Brownie

I was thinking of the Mina Brownie shaking her butt at me.

I was mad so I tried to smack Kevin who was right out of my zone of reach me little ears can’t slap him

Then I saw the hole that I dug so I can get out of the prison if someone throws me in but I just thought about the meteor

So I asked Mr.Meteor if he would stop raining down onto the earth for a few minute Mr. Meteor said “yes”

So I took the route then I went back into the bunker I was happy to see me Papa again

Papa looked shocked that I escaped but somehow even made it back through the front door

He said”ho…h…how di…did you…get…he…here”

He was shocked

I said “you stupid”

He still said nothing, he stupid

He was confused

He thought if life was life; he should be shamed

I punched him more

And more

And more

Until he punched me back

And spanked me even more and threw me into the dungeon

Luckily I have the power of god so I turn into millions of small Brownies and go through the bar and punch him but he nearly killed my brain Which was a Brownie if he killed it me dead

I shook me butt at him then

A meteor came raining down “BOOM”

It can down breaking the ceiling and it setted the ceiling on fire

Just like my butt

But I was a good Brownie so I remembered the BCFD(Brownie City Fire Department)

Code 14.8 the rule was to:PANIK!

I ran around screaming ,running and more PANIK

Eventually I had enough because my butt burned off. I was mad,
while papa was laughing his head off; I, MAD!

I punched him but missed

He dodged and threw a rock

My vision was blurry It was slowly turning black

My head was being crushed

I saw red, the red was just as red as a volcano’s magma

The red oozed out, then it was black.

Knocked Out Chapter 4

Kevin vision

“Brownie, Brownie WAKE UP” I started to sob

What if he was dead! My heart was shattered

There were butterflies in my stomach because I couldn’t survive without my son

I cried a lake or perhaps an ocean

He didn’t wake up

I already treated the wounds on his head

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