The Starting of the Attack on Krago

 
There once was a young man named Gabriel. He was a warrior, and he
had long brown hair that he laid flat on his forehead. He often had to guard his
city from evil mobs like creepers, zombies, spiders, and skeletons. As he was
fighting them he would shout things like, “Go away you fiends!” Then he would
swat at them with his hands, and sometimes it would scare them off and
sometimes it wouldn’t.
When it doesn’t scare them away, he grabs his sword and starts bonking
them on the head. As he is striking them he yells, “ I. Said. GO. AWAY! But I
guess that doesn’t register in your brains. Because you don’t HAVE any!” After
he says this he kills them and walks off, chuckling, and says, “Huh, I guess I
taught them to not come to Krago.”
Then he goes back to his post on Krago’s mighty walls. As he is keeping
watch he sees a horde of skeletons and zombies, so he gets out his shield and
sword. Then he alerts the other warriors of Krago about the horde of zombies
and skeletons, who are named John and Andrew.
They groaned, “No there isn’t a horde of zombies and skeletons coming!”
“Go look yourself if you don’t believe me!” Gabriel exclaimed. So as they
were going down the stairs they went and they heard the mighty wrath of the
skeletons’ bows hitting the walls of Krago. KCH KCH KCH KCH KCH KCH
KCH! BOCH BOCH BOCH!
“Isn’t that the sound of a zombie?” Andrew questioned. As soon as he
finished that sentence, the door broke open and hordes of zombies and
skeletons flew in. As they were rushing in John saw the zombie king named
Zander and the skeleton king named Bones.
John exclaimed, “Oh shoot, not Zander and Bones!”
Gabriel and Andrew both asked in sync, “Who are they?”
John replied, “Zander is the zombie king and Bones is the skeleton king.”
Gabriel told them, “Well then, we better get our stuff ready.”
To be continued…