The Fight of the CANDIDATE

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Good morning ladies and gentlemen!
Today I present to you the man of men with
big long ears, bright blue eyes, and a big fat
nose, Candidate Jeff Bobeakoo! Next we
have the 5 footone
beast, very wide with
beautiful long, luscious, dirty blond hair,
Candidate Mark YashxWak.
CANDIDATE Jeff Bobeako
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“Hello, I´m Jeff Bobeako and if I’m
President I’ll build a yellow brick sidewalk. If
you want to know what it is, well, just follow
it, see what I did there? I´m just
kidding, it’s a walkway where you can walk
through Mexico under the ocean and into
China with no harm done to you. Plus you
get a great view of the life under the ocean.”
Candidate Mark YashxWak
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“Hello, I’m Mark YashWak
and if I’m
president, I’ll ban hunting and release all
the wild animals in every zoo. We will just
have styrofoam sculptures of every single
animal in the universe. Well, that is if they’re
easy to build because you should know me
by now, I’m super lazy. So I just make my
servants do everything for me. All I do is go
to the bathroom, heck they even feed me.
So vote for me and not that lazy Jeff
Bobeakoo.”
Back at Jeff’s house
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“We can’t let them know that I’m a robot.
They almost found out last night at the little
fiveyearold
boy’s birthday party. I was
jumping in the bouncy house and suddenly
a little fat kid comes charging at me like a
bull. Then he hit me and my fake skin fell
off. And they asked me what the silver was.
I just said it was a tattoo.
Back at Mark’s house
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“Go,go ,go yes goal!!!!!!Dude I’m a beast
at Fifa,” Mark says to his servant. “20
bucks says I’ll beat you in a 1v1
game.
If I win I get 20 American buffileis, if you
win you get my whole team.”
“Deal,” the servant said. Game stats
period 1: Mark 1, servant 14.
Period 2: Mark 2, servant 28.
Period 3: Mark 3, servant 32.
Period 4: Mark 4, servant 56.
After the game, Mark said, “No we never
shook on it. You don’t get my team.”
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Who do you you want to
win?????????????????