The Creepy Coach
By Riley B
The new coach seemed peculiar, and it wasn’t
just because of that third eye. When I first saw
him, we were at practice when our new coach
showed up. Mccoy stated, “Wow he looks so. . .”
One Monday morning I was getting ready for my
new school the Titans. I was not excited to leave
Texas, but mom says that I can start a new
beginning. I disagree, and if I catch mom smooching
with dad that would be the last thing I saw again.
Seriously I mean it people!
Once I was at school, I made a new friend
named Mccoy. He is on the soccer team and I like
soccer and he wanted me to join because at recess
Mccoy said I had mad skills. When we got to Mrs.
Writesnitters class, I sat two rows behind Mccoy
and we were partners for reading, math, language,
and science. I feel like I can trust him more than
my mom because if I talk to my mom, well she will
get all emotional and she will get dad and make a
big deal all about my problems, and if I talk to dad,
then he will get his whistle and get all
basketball-ish but, he does have his perks.
After school Mccoy and I went to my house to
study for our biology test.
“What is the condition of the tigers life cycle?”
Mccoy questioned.
Then I replied to the question by saying, “They
can die when they have a heart wound or they
have a baby.”
“Yes! But I don’t have any more questions for
you Katy,” Mccoy answered.
So I went to pick up a flyer for soccer
tournament sign ups. It said that there was not
enough players on the team and was in need of a
new coach, but that part was crossed off because
some guy named Phyllis Donkey signed up to be our
new coach, which his last name is Donkey and that
is accepted. His nickname is three-eyed guy so
that must mean that the new coach has THREE
EYES!!!!!!! Oh this is bad, very bad. I’m in the
soccer tournament!
Then I ran to Mccoy’s house right away to tell
him about the new coach. Ding dong, . . . Bang
bang bang! “Ok I’m coming, I’m coming,” Mccoy yelled
angrily. When he opened the door he said, “Oh I’m
sorry for yelling Katy.”
“It’s ok Micky,(which is his nickname by the
way) So what’s up with you today are you going to a
fancy party or a wedding?” I questioned him. He
didn’t answer so I was assuming that it was a
funeral so I didn’t speak.
2 minutes later
After I went to Mccoy’s house I went home
and when I walked in the door I got tackled by my
big brother Sid. He pushed me on the couch and
kept asking where I was and I kept saying that I
was at the ice cream truck with the dog, but he
didn’t believe me because one, the dog was with
him all afternoon and two, because I was sweating
to death, and I sweat when I am lying. If he
figures out that I went to Mccoy’s, he is going to
make fun of me and he will tell all his friends and
his friends will tell my classmates that me and
Mccoy are dating but he gets into trouble every
time he does it. I don’t listen to him much but I do
love to attack him in surprise, so I did and he
screamed like a little girl.
After I attacked Sid I went to my room. I looked
at my pictures on the wall and thought of being on
a national team and playing for, ding, ding, ding, ding,
dong. Sid answered the door and shouted,”Hey Katy,
it’s your dumb friend at the door.” I didn’t reply
because he is being pathetic right now, so I came
downstairs and saw micky whimpering with fear.
“What’s wrong Mickey,” I asked him.
“It’s about the the COACH!!!!!” he yelled.
Then I replied, “What about the coach, lets
talk outside.”
So we went outside. “When we got to practice
he was really mean. Meaner than our last coach,
he’s like the Grinch bad,” he said. So I nodded my
head and we went to the soccer field and saw our
coach coaching football. We ducked down and
watched him for awhile and when I saw him coming
to get a drink on the bleacher we were under I
knew we were going to be in sooo much trouble.
Then Mccoy whispers, “I am glad he didn’t see
us Katy. We were so quiet even if he had big
ears.”
“I’m glad too, if we got caught we would be in
the alphabet or in soup, alphabet soup!” I said in
fear.
One week past
A week later I was in the tournament playing
soccer with our horrible coach. We were in the
second half 27 to 27 and my coach cheated and
put a 8th grader on our team and in the last
second we won lost.
When they figured out we cheated the coach
was arrested and we never saw him again.
