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I would like to give credit to ThunderBolt832 for inspiring me to make a part two for his epic story.

The Return of Villager No. 78
By HillBillyPoDunk
Hello! This is Villager No. 27 again! Villager No. 78 escaped the pit of death and he’s now planning revenge. Ooo! So terrifying. Again, please don’t thumbs down this because I really don’t like that.
Villager No. 78 smiled evilly. “Hahaha!” I am free at last! Now to plan revenge…”
Villager No. 78 was standing on a tree near the village spying on the people living there when he suddenly slipped and fell. “AHHHH!” He shouted as he dropped to the ground below him.
“Ouch.” He growled. The ground he had fallen on was MUCH harder than the standard grass block. “What the… Oh.” Village No. 78 said when he realized he had landed on top of the iron golem that had put him in the pit of death.
The iron golem threw him to the ground and screamed in his face.
“WAHHHHH!!!” Villager No. 78 shouted as he turned and ran faster than an endermen in the opposite direction. Zipping around a corner, he ran headfirst into a villager.
“Ow!” The villager cried “Watch where your going bone-… Wait… You’re the villager who pretended to be Santa! How did you escape!?”
“Uhhhhhhhhh. We formed a villager ladder and I climbed it.”
Villager No. 78 gulped anxiously.
“You’ll pay!” The villager yelled.
Villager No. 78 turned and sprinted full speed into the village, but then stopped and walked very slowly. Just then, the iron golem and the villager (Whose name was Villager No. 57) caught up to him. But before they realized it was him, he disguised himself as an iron golem and took off.
“They will never find me in this!” He said with a chuckle. Just then, he noticed two other iron golems approaching him. The one who had chased him earlier and the one that had helped it throw him in the pit of death.
“Oh no.’” He mumbled.
They grumbled something unintelligible that made Villager No.  78 make a face that looked like a cross of a creeper and a zombie.
“Uh what?” He asked in his normal voice.
The iron golems looked super confused.
Suddenly, his top-heavy suit fell sideways taking him with it. The iron golems stepped forward and ripped the suit off him.
“It’s Villager No. 78!” The iron golem roared. “Back to the pit of death for you!”
Just then, Villager No. 57 sped around the corner with ten other policemen villagers.
That night, Villager No. 4 (The news villager) Announced the recapture of Villager No. 78. The pit of death was dug a block deeper so he couldn’t escape again.
And that my friends is the return of Villager No. 78

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